Writing my ass off.
WARNING THIS POST IS FULL OF SELF LOVE TO THE HIGHEST HEIGHTS IMAGINABLE:
I feel so accomplished tonight, I seriously wrote and wrote. I finished my blogs on EDC, Scotland, PAX 2013, and tried to even do a little clean up, read my past posts and laughed my ass off. Why?
Yes, I am the guy that can laugh at his own jokes. Pretty damn hilarious, I am also the person who thinks -ma at the end of a fucking command at the DOS prompt is funny because it turns the command into a fucking question in Chinese!
I am ALSO NOT A DUDE BUT A WOMEN. I know, it keeps getting more and more awesome. I honestly just do not know how in the hell most people in this little fucked up world get along without knowing me. I think I am hilarious. WARNING WARNING self-braggart ahead: