Blast from the past

So I think I am funny, no really I am just hilarious. Here is something I wrote in 2008 to a friend. Don't fly with US. April 3, 2008 (This was originally an email to someone and I thought I'd post it) I was in the Phoenix airport, I handed my boarding pass to the security officer and SURPRISE!! I was randomly selected for an additional search (again)! I had once again won the airline lottery! Canceling my last flight and selecting me for an additional search in New York wasn't enough. They wanted to…